Friday, January 29, 2010

True Confessions!


This is my first time joining in with Glamazon Mormon Mom and her Friday Confessional Meme.
I adore reading Glamazon's entry each Friday and it always has me laughing out loud and nearly snorting my coffee across the room.

So here goes nothing...or perhaps everything since I am confessing my deepest darkest secrets for all the blogosphere to read.

  • I was the tallest kid in my school until 7th grade.  
  • I hung out with all the boys and attempted to play soccer
  • I failed miserably
  • Seriously, I think in 6 years I scored 1 goal
  • and that was just a ricochet of someone else's kick off of my head into the goal
  • OUCH!
  • A boy passed me a note in class one day in 8th grade.  
  • I was so excited.
  • A note from a boy!
  • It said, and I quote: "Sunday- flat as a board and never been nailed"
  • Lovely.
  • If they could see me now the joke would totally be on them
  • Can you say 40DD!?
  • I have smoked pot 4 times.
  • I never even once felt a damn thing.
  • In fact, it made me throw up.
  • Talk about a downer.
  • I used to work at Cracker Barrel as a cook
  • Ever heard of the 5 second rule?
  • More like 30 seconds to be exact.
  • Thats how long it takes to retrieve a burger that has fallen down behind the grill
  • YUMMY!
  • I hate talking on the phone
  • I'd rather drive all the way over to your house and talk to you in person
  • So, if you see a goofy woman on your front steps wearing a screaming banshee mask
  • Don't worry...its just me.
That was loads of fun!  I wish the Friday Confessional was everyday!


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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Blogtrotting: Maryland My Maryland

The great duo over at Blogtrotting asked me to be the daily poster today and write about my great state of Maryland.

I moved to the state of Maryland in August of 1997 from the lavish mountains of beautiful Colorado.

I had met a great guy online and had decided after 4 months of daily instant messages and phone calls that he was the one for me.  Nevermind the fact we had never actually met in person.

So, I packed everything I could fit in my Ford Taurus Wagon and drove 2000 miles across the country to the hills of Maryland.  I have called this state home for the past 12+ years.

In 12 years I have moved 5 times around this state.

I got married.

Had 2 children.

Got divorced.

Then got remarried.

My life went topsy-turvy at many intervals but this beautiful state stayed very much the same.

Maryland is the land of the Orioles and the Ravens.

Photo Credit:  Maryland Kids Page

Photo Credit:  Baltimore Orioles
Photo Credit:  Baltimore Ravens

The land of Black-Eyed Susans (Rudbeckia fulgida) growing wild along the highways and byways.

Photo Credit:  Maryland Kids Page

A land of rich history:

In 1814 Francis Scott Key wrote the poem 'Defense of Fort McHenry' from which our nation's national anthem 'The Star Spangled Banner' was born after Key witnessed the Battle of Baltimore upon the Fort during the War of 1812.

Photo Credit:  National Park Service


and yet Maryland is also known for its quirky and culture-rich hotspots:

In the Hampden neighborhood of Baltimore we have Cafe Hon complete with its gigantic flamingo just above the restaurant which recently caused quite a stir with the locals. 



When I first moved to Maryland I was indoctrinated into the world of going 'Downy Ayshun' and picking crabs.

No, I am not referring to a fabric softener and an unfortunate run-in with a sexually transmitted disease.

When a native Marylander says they are going 'Downy Ayshun' it means they are taking a trip to Ocean City, Maryland or one of the other nearby beaches along the Maryland and Delaware coast.  I actually have some photos of 2 of my last trips to the ayshun.

 Yes, this is me *gasp*

I grew up in 2 landlocked states and my father thought it was fun to show us JAWS on the big screen when I was a child.  Thus, I grew up with an extreme fear of the ocean and all the evil things lurking in its depths.  However, I recently conquered my fears by taking them head on and playing in the waves along Bethany Beach, Delaware.  No shark attacks resulted.  I lived to blog another day!



 Last spring I took a long overdue girls trip to Ocean City where we spent the days laughing, eating junk food, shopping at the Outlets, and walking on the beach.
This was our shoe's responses to the upcoming trip home.
Sigh.

There is another requirement of living in the great state of Maryland.  All residents must have a deep-seeded love for crabs.  Most notably the Maryland blue crab.

In fact, in the town of Crisfield, historically referred to as 'The Crab Capitol of the World' and located on the Eastern shore of Maryland they have celebrated for 62 years the annual Hard Crab Derby!  This gives whole new meaning to the term 'playing with your food'.  The derby was actually highlighted in a Food Network TV show entitled, 'All American Festivals' which featured blue crab cook-offs and the famous derby itself.

However, many of you may be asking the same question I did when I moved here...

How in the world do you pick crabs?



Well, I have no earthly idea because the idea of dismembering my dinner totally grosses me out so thankfully I found a very informative video for those of you who desperately want to know the particulars.

Afterall, I'm not a Maryland native!

I hope you enjoyed my crazy tour of this state I call home.  I hope it wasn't too much of a train wreck for those of you who have never been here.

and to those Maryland natives who are shaking their heads in scorn.

I gave it my best shot!


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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Say What? I have a problem...



Its Wednesday and time for another of my favorite blog carnivals! This is an especially good meme for someone like myself.

A recovering doormat.

You read that right.

Hi. My name is Sunday and I am a doormat.

I have admitted I have a problem with being a doormat.

I have admitted that I am powerless to control my doormat behavior and only this blog carnival can help me to overcome my shortcomings and express my true feelings.

I have hope that with continued support from my fellow bloggers and attending this weekly blog carnival I will gain the tools necessary to grow a pair and tell those who piss me off how I really feel.

By all means if you fear you too may be in need of a doormat recovery program you should visit Chief over at (Hiding From The Kids) and attend today's meeting.



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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

All I ever wanted to say but didn't have to because they already did

I, for one, am fully supportive of this amazing organization that is choosing not to see my children as something to be cured, but rather individuals to be heard, valued, and above all...respected!

RETHINKING AUTISM



If you or someone you know is raising a child with autism please take the time to hear the other side of the theories and hypothesis about autism. The voice-overs in this video are all autistic individuals who use alternate communication devices to speak. They have a voice and they want you to hear their truth.

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Post It Note Tuesday: The WTH Edition

Oh Tuesday....how do I love thee? Let me count the ways!

1)  I love that SupahMommy has created this Meme that I look forward to writing (and reading) each week.


 
2)  I love that I can leave my own little love snark notes for all the people, places, and things that ticked me off during the last week.

3)  I love that if you don't agree with any of my post-it notes and tell me so by NOT LEAVING YOUR NAME in my comment section I can look forward to future post-it note fodder for the next week.

4)  I love that you can play along too by clicking on the handy-dandy post-it-note and link your post-its for all the world to see.  Its addictive.  Its cathartic.  Its what all the cool moms are doing.

So, without further ado, here are my humble post-its:



 

 

 

See?  Wasn't that fun?  Well, maybe not so much for the anonymous commenter, but she had it coming.


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Monday, January 25, 2010

Dealbreaker, anyone?

I took a bit of a blogging break over the weekend.

But, not because I wanted to.

It was more about sleep deprivation and my Noah's refusal to sleep past 3:45 am for 4 days in a row.

OUCH.

I never realized how physically painful sleep deprivation can be. It made my stomach do flip-flops and churn, my head was clanging to the beat of my pulse, and at times I thought I might just throw up.

I truly can handle almost anything with a good night's rest and yet practically nothing without it.

Lack of sleep is one of my dealbreakers. Which, leads us very nicely into this Monday's MEme brought to us by Mommybrain and SupahMommy


We have all either experienced a dealbreaker or dished one out.  There are, of course, your typical dealbreakers in a relationship:

1)  Violence, in any form

2)  Abuse, in any form

3)  Cheating

4)  Lying (usually associated with #3)

5)  Stealing

However, there are some less obvious and more unique dealbreakers for every woman.  Care to know a few of mine?  Some of  the following I have experienced and others were some of my close friend's relationship dealbreakers.

I'll leave it up to my readers to guess which is which.


1)  Fooling around with my friends or referring to my mom as 'hot'.

2)  Mentioning the actual size pants I wear or the fact that you can fit in them too.

3)  Telling the truth when I ask, 'Does this make me look fat?'  I know how I look.  So, this is your cue (and only allowable time) to lie...and it better be convincing.

4)  Growing an illegal plant in the corner of our closet using heat lamps.

5)  Refusing to bathe daily.  And by daily...I mean AT.ALL.

6)  A religious difference, namely, he thinks he is God and I disagree.

7)  "Borrowing" my unmentionables, a dress, and high heels and then wearing them.  In public. 

8)  Announcing a surprise pregnancy and then asking, 'Are you sure its mine?'

9) Asking me to the Homecoming dance and then spending the afternoon drinking yourself into a stupor so bad I had to pull over on the way to dinner so you could yak.

I would love to know what some of your dealbreakers have been.  Feel free to leave yours in my comments section or better yet you can write your own post and link up with SupahMommy and MommyBrain.
Don't have a blog?  Then just head over to their sites and read some other great dealbreakers from other bloggy-folk.


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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Birthdays are for Spoiling!

My bloggy-friend Dumb Mom over at Parenting By Dummies has been writing this week about her youngest son's birthday and apparently someone who stopped by her blog for the first time ever commented that she was spoiling her child by giving him a donut with 2 candles on top on his birthday since his actual party and real birthday cake would not be until another day.



My response to this?

You have got to be kidding me.

I mean, really, if we can't spoil our kids on their birthday when can we spoil them?

I think that my child's birthday should be their annual carte-blanche day of spoilage!

It just so happens that yesterday was my son, Sam's, 7th birthday.

He has autism and social holidays such as birthdays often go over his head, however, yesterday morning when he woke up I sang him Happy Birthday and told him we were going to have a party for him that night with some friends who would come over for dinner.

His response?

"Birthday cake, presents, noise makers, party hats, and balloons?  Birthday Party!"

I was a bit taken aback.  I had only planned on making him a cake and giving him a present I had bought a few weeks before.  But, you can bet your bottom dollar I went out as soon as he left for school and bought the necessary noise makers, party hats, and balloons that make up a real birthday party in my son's mind.

Maybe that was spoiling him....

Or maybe it was me trying to be his superhero for the day.  The birthday superhero who would do anything I could to make his day special.

If that is spoiling than so be it.  I'm at peace with that.

And as you can see....so was my little boy!

Beautiful balloons for my handsome boy

Mommy (AKA: Birthday Superhero)

Sammy wasn't quite sure how to go about blowing out all those candles

So his brother, Noah, decided to come over and offer some suggestions.
Or steal the cake.  That is also a definite possibility.

Next came presents!
Sam really loves the Mr. Men and Little Miss books and Mommy found a talking Mr. Rude for him at Sam's Club during their after Christmas clearance for $4.18!

Sam & Mr. Rude getting to know one another.

Sam's favorite part of the evening was when Becky's daughter, Katie, played her violin for Sam.
She even let him give it a try.


Do you know what happens when you mix adults, children, copious amounts of sugar in the form of cake, ice cream, and frosting?

Well, you can see for yourselves...

Go ahead....tell me I am spoiling my kid.
I triple dog dare ya!

Definite cake-frosting-ice cream overdose!

 
The birthday feeding trough!
Truly the easiest way to get the proper sugar to mouth proportions!

Mommy and Miss Becky giving Sam a birthday shout-out!
He was obviously extremely impressed!



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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Say WHAT!? Take 3

Its Wednesday again. Time for my second favorite blog carnival. What I Meant To Say Wednesday by Chief over at (Hiding From The Kids).





What she said:  "We all think Mike is a saint for marrying you and taking on the boys"
What I said:  *total stunned silence*
What I meant to say:  "Hey, would you like a do-over because what you just said may have seemed like a compliment...but its not! 
What I hear when you say that is, 'Wow, Mike, we are so glad that someone was finally suckered into taking on this charity case of a woman and those 2 kids of hers!  Lord knows nobody in their right mind would have done what you just did.  You're either clinically insane or a glutton for punishment!  Either way...better you than me.  SUCKER!'
So, I am thinking maybe you can try that again and actually say something complimentary to my husband and I.  Oh, and by the way...he married me for my hot body and that thing I do with my mouth."


What I said:  "Sweetie, its 4:00 in the morning.  Lets change your diaper and then crawl back under the warm covers and go back to sleep."
What I meant to say:   "You better get your happy butt back in that bed this instant before I duct tape you to the mattress.  Our neighbors are going to show up on our front door with pitchforks and pillars of fire if you keep jumping up and down on the floor like that."


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Today my Sam is seven!

Today is my oldest son's 7th birthday.
That kind of blows my mind.  Sometimes it seems like just yesterday I was in the hospital awaiting my scheduled C-section.  Other days it seems like he should be in his twenties by now. 




Samuel Walker Godfrey
January 20, 2003 @ 8:59 am
8 lbs. 10.75 oz. 21" long
Born at Sinai Hospital of Baltimore

In honor of Sam's 7th birthday I decided to share 7 things that make him uniquely Sam:

1.  Sam's name meant a lot to me.
I chose the name Samuel after the bible passage in 1 Samuel 1:20,  "So Hannah became pregnant, and in time she gave birth to a son.  She named him Samuel saying, His name is Samuel because I asked the Lord for him."
Just as Hannah had been barren and heartbroken for a child, I too struggled with infertility.  Both Sam's dad and I underwent testing.  I had a surgery, suffered through 1 miscarriage, and many painful attempts with fertility drugs before we were blessed with the child I had so earnestly prayed for. 

2.  Sam does everything his own way, in his own time, and with very little prompting from others.
Sam was developmentally behind his peers from the very beginning but he never seemed to notice or care.  He sat up on his own at 8 months, crawled at 12 months and walked at 21 months.  His first word was Dada and Slither (his snakes that are his best buddies) and he didn't really talk much until after age 3 thanks to early intervention services through Infants and Toddlers and his many therapists.

Sam learning to crawl...backwards right under the chair.  Oh well, gotta start somewhere!

Sammy on his last day of Infants & Toddlers playing on the therapy swing

In light of his delays Sam has had amazing advances that none of could have foreseen. He taught himself to read at age 2 and now at age 7 he reads on a 4th grade level. He has taught himself numerous foreign languages and can name close to 50 items, letters, and numbers in Spanish, French, Japanese, & Hebrew all from watching Baby Einstein, YouTube language lessons, and books. Sam also has developed a great love for computers and can surf the web like a pro.  He even figured out how to disable the volume controls from the software inside the computer.

Sam and I, Thanksgiving 2009
He entertained our guests by showing them various videos on his computer

3.  Sam has an amazing musical talent
Starting around 12 months of age Sam began rhythmically tapping on items around him.  He never really stopped after that.  In the autism community this is referred to as 'stimming'.  Stimming is a term used to describe a self stimulating behavior that typically helps calm or center the individual.  The amazing thing about Sam is that he can replicate certain rhythms he hears immediately after hearing them.


Sammy in his Pre-K class 2007

His music teacher called me a couple months ago because she wanted me to hear him play a new song he had just learned on the xylophone.  She sang the words to the song and Sam could be heard in the background tapping away on the correct notes as well as the correct rhythmn.  His teacher told me that in 23 years of teaching music she had never had a student memorize a piece of music that quickly. 
I was surprised at all.  That's my Sam!

4. Sam has a sense of humor and smile that will melt your heart
Sam has always loved having his picture taken.  As a baby and toddler he would give me a big open-mouthed grin and never once got sick of me taking his picture.

6 months old

12 months old
 
After 18 months of age he stopped making good eye-contact but still flocked to the camera whenever I got it out.  He began wanting me to take pictures of his favorite toys as he held them and then would become amazed at how he could look at the back of the digital camera and see the image. 

18 months

Sam's current sense of humor stems mostly from re-telling knock-knock jokes he has learned online.  I think that knock-knocks are especially easy for him to learn because they have a certain pattern, or rhythm to them.
At least once a day he will come up to me and say, 'Mommy.....Knock-knock' and I say 'Who's There?' to which he responds 'Banana' and I say 'Banana who?' and he goes into hysterics and completes the rest of the joke with the obvious ending, 'Orange you glad I didn't say banana?'
Lord, I love this kid!

5. Sam has the patience of a gnat.
Thankfully I know perfectly well where this character trait came from.  He is definitely a chip off the old block, the apple that fell not too far from the tree, and like Mother like son.
A year ago Sam started spontaneously saying 'Its good to be patient' whenever a request he makes is not met with immediate results.  I am sure it was his Kindergarten teacher who taught him this script as a way to try to teach Sam patience and learning to wait for the things he wanted. 
So far it seems to not be working too well.

6. Sam loves to be on the go.  
Every morning Sam wakes up and will say, 'Wanna go outside'.  That is code for, 'This place is boring, we need to go somewhere and do something.'  Thankfully Monday through Friday my answer is easy because he goes to school.  However on the weekends, especially during the winter months when it is cold and trips to the playground are not possible Sam will begin his top list of possible places to visit.  He always starts with my BFF 'Becky's house', then my other very good friend, 'Rosie's house', and if I still have not taken the bait he starts in on the stores he loves, 'Target, Sam's Club, and Grocery Store.' or other favorite places are "Jesus House" which is Sam's word for our church and "Daddy's House" which is a quarter mile from ours.
I have never had difficulty getting Sam in to a new environment.  As with most individuals with autism transitioning away from a favorite activity or location is the hard part. 

Playing at "Jesus House" in the children's room.

7.  Sam has very discerning taste when it comes to food & drink
As a baby Sam ate everything that wasn't nailed down.  He even ate dim sum in China Town once and loved the steamed bok choy.  I think that was the last time he ate something green.
For the past few years Sam has dwindled his diet down to 3 items: Grilled cheese sandwiches, peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, and chocolate chip cookies.  Occasionally I can get Sam to eat a pretzel stick or some animal crackers, but for the most part he will only eat the old standbys.

Sam (2 1/2) and Noah (4 months) hanging out in the kitchen

Sam's favorite drink by far is lemonade.  He drinks so much of it that I have begun making my own using real lemon juice, 1/2 sugar and 1/2 splenda in an effort to save his poor teeth which might otherwise rot right out of his mouth.

Happy Birthday Sweetie....Mommy loves you so much!




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