This is my first time joining in with Glamazon Mormon Mom and her Friday Confessional Meme.
I adore reading Glamazon's entry each Friday and it always has me laughing out loud and nearly snorting my coffee across the room.
So here goes nothing...or perhaps everything since I am confessing my deepest darkest secrets for all the blogosphere to read.
- I was the tallest kid in my school until 7th grade.
- I hung out with all the boys and attempted to play soccer
- I failed miserably
- Seriously, I think in 6 years I scored 1 goal
- and that was just a ricochet of someone else's kick off of my head into the goal
- OUCH!
- A boy passed me a note in class one day in 8th grade.
- I was so excited.
- A note from a boy!
- It said, and I quote: "Sunday- flat as a board and never been nailed"
- Lovely.
- If they could see me now the joke would totally be on them
- Can you say 40DD!?
- I have smoked pot 4 times.
- I never even once felt a damn thing.
- In fact, it made me throw up.
- Talk about a downer.
- I used to work at Cracker Barrel as a cook
- Ever heard of the 5 second rule?
- More like 30 seconds to be exact.
- Thats how long it takes to retrieve a burger that has fallen down behind the grill
- YUMMY!
- I hate talking on the phone
- I'd rather drive all the way over to your house and talk to you in person
- So, if you see a goofy woman on your front steps wearing a screaming banshee mask
- Don't worry...its just me.
